librarysciences:

A naval researcher tests the effects on animals of being upside-down for prolonged periods of time.

librarysciences:

A naval researcher tests the effects on animals of being upside-down for prolonged periods of time.

What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning. - Charlie Chaplin

HAHA Lmao, OmFG you didnt… Seriously did you buy that because of Dwight? LMFAO 

makaylasayskite:

got my fave shirt on.. and i’m ready to live

Samuel L. is Awesome… You cannot Deny this!!!

Samuel L. is Awesome… You cannot Deny this!!!

things i see on tumblr a lot: Kittens. people expressing their sexual frustrations.

Sure… HAHA… now thats bad advice because, Most people would have too much sex and forget to feed the cat. lol 

makaylasayskite:

nonononoo i mean. have sex with somoene. and then just get a cat. AS A PET.

jeffsworld:

That Sounded Very Wrong Makayla, I don’t think tumblr has that many people that are into cats… that way …ewwww…

makaylasayskite:

i think everyone should just get a cat and have some sex.

readygogogogo.

almostborealis asked: dear jeff,
I LIEK YO SEXAY PROPHYLE FOTEW WIF YO HURRR LIEK DAT.
lulz.
-makayra.

HEHE!!! MAKAYRA!!! =P Thank You… So you picked up a class in Nerd Talk I see. lul

whitember asked: Because obvs my life revolves around alcohol (ha, jk): Whisky OR Whiskey? It's a very pressing question these days.

HAHA, I think it is “Whisky” if you are drunk in Scotland, and it is “Whiskey” if your on a 3 day bender in Ireland. Yeah found this out the hard way =P

 

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR- 

This is just about the most annoying, yet most addictive thing ever.


Lol, I remember plenty of summers here that reach 105F, and then it snows and then its 105F, and the it snows again… etc… summers and winters here SUCK!!! Is there a spring or fall? :P

At least in LA you have plenty of beach for the summers, and none of the fog of San Fran. 

makaylasayskite:

haha, ehh L.A. can get pretty hot. that makes it atrocious. but right now. no. i want the hotness of L.A.

i want shorts.

jeffsworld:

HAHA, Darn it, you really need to fix that hole in your roof, at least you are dressed appropriately =P. Look! you have a snow flake on your nose!!!

Seriously, too bad we don’t have weather like L.A.  

makaylasayskite:

jeff…. it snowed. again. NO BUT REALLY. it apparently snowed up in G-flats saturday night. ITS MAY. WTF WEATHER.

Joseph: Cram it, failure! 
Hipolito, The Writer: Failed writer, failed life… I love the word “fail.” Failure is human destiny. 
Joseph: It’s gasbag time! 
Hipolito, The Writer: Failure teaches us that life is but a draft, a long rehearsal for a show that will never play. 
Joseph: I bet he stole that. 
Hipolito, The Writer: I do have some original ideas, but people always steal them. 
Hipolito, The Writer: Same as your women. 
Joseph: Meaning? 
Hipolito, The Writer: You’d better get used to it. 

From- Le fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain

Found this on Cracked.com, Just had to share

Patrika: What is your greatest ambition in life? Parvulesco: To become immortal… and then die. 

From: À bout de souffle

Patrika: What is your greatest ambition in life? 
Parvulesco: To become immortal… and then die. 

From: À bout de souffle

“People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend. ” - Jim Morrison

“People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend. ” - Jim Morrison